Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

gloser

Gloser is a term for someone who is a gay loser hence gloser.

Rimmer. Hey Jake Your A Gloser.

Jake. oooooooo Thank you sailor

by Shaine May 13, 2005

gloser

A person that is a gay loser

hey that guy wearing that pink shirt is a gloser

by Jake Murchison May 13, 2005

glouker

a tall brown woman who smells of hotdogs. and cheesecake.

Caitlin ;) your such a glouker
looveyou

by hiheylovepoop January 25, 2010

gloser

Not just a regular loser, but a fakin-g loser.

He's not just a loser, he's a gloser!

by beesyboo April 13, 2011

Glouberman

A sloppy blow job; another word for sloppy toppy.

Lisa: How was I?
Ted: Glouberman

by Pseudo my buns June 19, 2022