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Ghoster

1)Usually a guy who you meet (either online or in some random encounter) who seems to be your soulmate because he likes all the same music and all the same movies, he tells you how amazing you are and says he wants to have a serious relationship. Then when you want to meet him again (or for the first time in person if you met online) he says he is super busy but he really wants to see you soon... then he suddenly stops being in touch with you, ignores calls, cancels any plans you made, changes his number, blocks you or seems to vanish from the face of the earth. Essentially he is so sweet you cannot understand why he would not be answering unless something terrible happened like he died and you have no way of knowing. He becomes a ghost. He haunts your thoughts and you can never figure out what happened.
Similar to when someone is a catfish except that often everything he said about his favorite music and where he went to high school etc. was really true but he has lied about one thing that he doesn't want you to know like he is already married or he said he had a job but he is really unemployed and broke and doesn't want you to find out.
2)Also a real boyfriend who loves you and treats you like a princess... until he finds someone better and doesn't have the heart to break up with you because he thinks it is too difficult to break up and he is a scared pansy ....so he just blocks you and unfriends you on FB and totally vanishes without a word.
Girl 1: My boyfriend hasn't called in a month... I hope he is okay... do you think he maybe broke his phone or lost it?
Girl 2: No hun, that guy is a ghoster and you are never gonna see him again so move on before you go crazy wondering what happened.
by LadyLayla July 5, 2015
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gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.
Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.
by Ethan D. March 30, 2007
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ghoster

To work through the night to hit a deadline. Terminology used mainly within the design and construction industry.
Deadline is looming! Looks like we will have to do a ghoster this evening.
by ghoster limited September 26, 2006
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Ghoster's Guilt

When you ghost someone and you feel so bad for ghosting them because you're actually deep down a decent person, so you text them after 3 weeks and give them a late ass lame excuse on why you went MIA and why it won't work out.
Ghoster's Guilt can be defined as sending a message like, "Hey. Sorry that I've disappeared. I've been dealing with a lot of personal problems these past few weeks. You're so full of energy and a fun person to be around. I wish I could get to know you better but I don't think I have the emotional energy for it. It's not fair to you. I'm sorry. :(" to the person you ghosted for 3 weeks.
by BooTheGhost August 10, 2018
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speed ghoster

1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.

2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.

3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena
The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.
by Incultus August 24, 2017
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Gooster

A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?
"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"
by Boohount6 May 26, 2019
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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
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