glopkin

Being sexually aroused by violence and cats in loaf form

Im feeling like a glopkin after i saw that man be beat to death and feeding my cat

glopkin by Wordsy3636 May 26, 2024

Glowkin

Taking an uncracked glow stick that is covered in Mr Clean toilet bowl cleaner and shove as deep as you can into your urethra and try to crack the glowstick

Brendan: Yo Kyle, Sammie is Lowkey freaky, she gave me a Glowkin in the bathroom earlier

Glowkin by AverageHaterOfPeople May 28, 2024

gorkin'

gorkin' it is when you put a small cork into your urethra then mastrubate to completion 5 or more times, causing the sperm to be stored in the urethra unable to escape and inflating the penis like a balloon

Bro I just spent 12 hours gorkin' it and now my penis has inflated to the size of a watermelon!

gorkin' by hwrd3 May 26, 2025

Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

Glonkin by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025

Glorken

An emotionally diverse and extremely offensive slur for weird people and Mounds Bar customers.
also a word for sucking penis

"dude bro, you're being such a fuckin' dorkin' glorken rn fr."
"is that a Mounds Bar? Joe, you're such a glorken"
"she glorken on my porken"

Glorken by Brayedin January 21, 2026

Figure gorkin

A term to define basketball haklers

Wow that man is a total figure gorkin

Figure gorkin by Fnafman November 1, 2025