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gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
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Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.
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Glotching

Sick or not well, vomiting
Today, I'm glotching so I will not go to work.
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glitchingidi0t

my whore partner
very cool on tiktok but ur a bottom
woah is that glitchingidi0t😲🎊
yea that’s my whore husband
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Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.
I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.
by metlhead4life March 18, 2008
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Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot
My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay
by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018
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