Gonked

An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering

Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!

by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

Gonked

You are gonked when you have a gonk thrown at you, it is customary to shout out "you got gonked"

Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked

by The serial gonker August 27, 2023

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023