glookies

a made up strain of marijuana commonly used by people with a very low iq

yo bro i just went to David’s and rolled up that glookies

by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

Glockin'

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon

Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..

by fhgul June 22, 2011

glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.

WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.

by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI April 14, 2009

Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011