Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 19, 2008

kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

by CactusJoe71 February 5, 2010

cock glaucoma

During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.

when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

by ABerg September 8, 2006

Physical Glaucoma

When you poke someone in the eyes

Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma

by Bradenplier August 23, 2018

anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Candigrl May 30, 2008