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Hour-Glassing 

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.

hour glassing

when you are pressured to give a bj for your boyfriend.
God damn my boyfriend wont stop hour glassing me.. and its pissing me off!
hour glassing by 5851 March 13, 2010

Venus Glassing 

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
Venus Glassing by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018
Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds.

Youtube- "just glassin"

And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on YouTube by searching, "just glassin"
"I see these dudes glassin' at my whip."

Or

"I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."
Glassin' by Justache May 31, 2018
To boost someone's ego, or make something seem more hype than it actually is/was.
You're gassing him up too much. Stop gassing them up they already full of themselves.
Gassing by gasmia July 18, 2017
To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.
Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.
Grassing by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020