LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON ON THE WHOLE PLANET. Make fun of her and I’ll come and get you. She’s extremely beautiful, and so sosososo kind and generous. She’ll literally hang out with old people all day just to make them happy even if she’d rather be somewhere else. She seems really perfect and put together, but call her something (ex. a pick-me girl or a fag) and she won’t take it well. DONT get on her bad side. She’s kinda perfect, but she’s that kind of person you never ever ever want to hurt.
M: Dang, look at her! Is that Giuliana?
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.
J: I know… dude, she’s so hot.
E: Guys, treat her right. Don’t be cruel, because trust me. She’s the girl of your dreams!
M: I know, I hear she aims high. Hopefully I’m on her level lmao.
J: Yeah she’s just so great. And she’s the kindest person ever.
M: Dude, that’s like, my dream girl.
by anonymous December 25, 2022
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"Yo did you hear that Giuliana's new boyfriend is in the hospital?"
"Yea, I heard he asked another girl for a pencil during class so she bit his dick off. She's in the hospital too but I don't know if it's to support him or for her internship."
"Yea, I heard he asked another girl for a pencil during class so she bit his dick off. She's in the hospital too but I don't know if it's to support him or for her internship."
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they also have to help her when she has any questions
they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
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