Grinched

When you are taken advantage of by the scammers who put up a fake offer for a freebie that never comes, while your spam and junk mail increases from the spam and mailing lists the scammers sold your information to.

I've been Grinched again, I should have known, that free widget was just too good to be true.

by potsofclay December 10, 2012

grinched

a weird sounding but fake sexual act, that a boy may brag about doing to a girl, when really he fell asleep

:Mike what did you do with Hannah?
:Oh...i grinched her

by meemeemike March 16, 2011

grinched

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

BULL GRINCHED

1. Above-and-beyond PISSED at the "Holiday Season".

2. A Jew that won't say "Merry Christmas" and tells everyone.

3. To have an oversized blow-up Grinch in your office on Monday morning.

1. -"Matt started drinking at 10 A.M. today."
-"Yea, that Clown is Bull Grinched this year!"

2. -"You get that T.V. at Best Buy?"
-"No! That place is owned by a Bull Grinch!"

3. -"You guys see John's office?"
-"Yea! He got totaly Bull Grinched!"

by dobbertop December 12, 2006

Giched

To be fucked in the ass male or female

That dude got Giched in prison

by Handy Crank June 10, 2017

Grinched

In sports, to be completely inept on defense, unable to stop even the simplest of plays.

USC's defense grinched that game away.

WTF?!?! 42 points and we grinched that into a loss?

by Kraken Rum November 5, 2023

Grinched

Used to declare that a situation is completely one-sided and already decided — either in total victory or total defeat; often said to taunt or mock an opponent.

Our entire squad got grinched in the final round — we didn’t even stand a chance.

by k9drredd June 6, 2025