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giorgio tsoukalos

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017
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ginormous fartcloud

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.
It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
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Ginormous Boob Skank

A female who is typically referred to as a "Ginormous Boob Skank" is usually a low-standard brainless woman with massively over-sized silicone breasts.

This type of woman tends to be "fake" from top to bottom and will, of course, use her unnatural attributes to hypnotize every single males crossing her path in order to get what she wants. A ginormous boob skank also starves for fame and fortune by seducing or sleeping with famous wealthy men who grabbed her attention at the mall, in a club or even on the streets.
Naomi Nguyen, a former San Jose stripper, turned into a wannabe Hollywood actress, and desperately looking for her minute in the spotlight, was referred to as "ginormous boob skank" by the online media TMZ.

This petite Vietnamese girl had been stalking olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelp several times, by showing her over-sized attributes in the streets of Los Angeles, CA. She tried in vain to seduce him in front of TV cameras to gain the attention of the sensational press in 2008.
by Pixel408 July 10, 2012
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Ginormous Boob Skank

A woman with breasts of ginormous (gigantic and enormous) proportions who uses them to hypnotize males to get what she wants.
"Did you see the ginormous boob skank on TMZ last night? She was trying to get Michael Phelp's attention with her skanky boobs."
by Squidonesian December 21, 2008
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gignoramus

Someone who is a billion times dumber than an ignoramus.
Jane is a real gignoramus, she tried to do the Mentos-Coke trick with cocaine, and got busted for possession when she couldn't figure out why it didn't work!
by iamnotone May 4, 2010
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gigolo flex

When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?

Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...

Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...

Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
by ak2215 August 13, 2016
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Giorgi

God, that Giorgi's fucking fabulous.
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