ghostwood

An episode of erectile dysfunction, specifically when your wood ghosts you.

Mildred: “Heavens to Betsy, Barney, I already took my dentures out and you’ve gone soft on me!”
Barney: "For Pete’s sake, woman, it’s just the old ghostwood again! Let me pop this Viagra and I’ll be rarin’ to go in a jiffy.”

by Nicholas D May 2, 2021

ghostlatt

they are all very cool

hey ghostlatt is pretty swag
yeah they are all pretty swaggy

by ghostofmoogle July 11, 2021

ghost load

1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."

Tony's girl was being a prude about facials, so the other night, he pulled the ole' ghost load.

by Arrogant Bastard April 4, 2007

Ghostrode

It is when a female is sleeping naked with a male partner after taking a sleeping pill and wakes up in the morning realising her partner may have had anal sex with her without her knowing.

"I woke up this morning and my assed hurt, I bet that guy ghostrode me"

by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011

ghosttoastlol

One of the most gayest tiktokers. Being friends with amitysleftshoe and marcanne.supremecy. she is also gonna try and be friends with blight.child

Yo have you seen ghosttoastlol's latest tiktok?

by AmityOhCramity July 18, 2021

Ghastlord

The lord of all nether-realm dwelling ghasts that may only exist in one (there may not be multiple Ghastlords). Ghastlord is usually brought into power by killing the previous Ghastlord or by heir to the throne.

An appropriate (but not necessary) way to reference Ghastlord is by his number of hosts. (Ghastlord IV, etc.)

Ghastlord is not known to be anything but a spirit that takes on another organism (usually human) and lives symbiotically in the same body with him/her.

It has also been noted that Ghastlord has granted his past hosts the ability to morph into a ghast and back to their original forms. Those who have morphed into a ghast have reported no recollection of their afterward actions until returned to normal state.

"Ghastlord then commanded his army to breach the castle."
There has been no stranger king than Ghastlord.

by Ghastlord November 12, 2017

ghostleak

A leak from An anonymous person, who shares secret information. The leak becomes a GhostLeak.

Person A:"I have secret information that needs to be

published, but I don't want to loose my job."
Person B:" why don't you måle a GhostLeak?

by Sune Francisco August 16, 2018