Nikhil Ghost Poop

Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.
Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)
by superawesomedudeman999 October 30, 2011
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Poop ghost

"Watch out for that poop ghost."
by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013
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ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
by hammie boie July 12, 2018
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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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