When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.
by DB in MO August 21, 2008
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I took a shortcut riding my bike last night and popped my tire on some ghetto sand. I had to walk my bike the rest of the way home, I'm lucky nobody jumped me!
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I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011
Get the Ghetto Snowcone mug.ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020
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by racer corky August 14, 2010
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A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.
Other name: "not-a-curtain"
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A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.
Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade
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