Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Gerrard

The captain of the most successful team in Britain, Liverpool F.C. Captained his team in the Champions League Final 2005 against AC Milan, leading them to victory in the greatest game ever. Stevie G lifted the fifth European Cup for his club, which is now for keeps! Contrary to popular belief, Steven Gerrard is better than Frank Lampard. Steven Gerrard gives his all every game unlike Frank Lampard. Motivates his team, often having to inspire his team to victory unlike Lampard. Stevie G produces the most amazing goals unlike Lampard who often takes credit for scoring deflected goals. Steven Gerrard is a LEGEND.

We won it at Wem-ber-ly
We' won it in Gay Paris
In 77 and '84 it was Rome
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
When Emlyn lifted it high
He lit up the Roman sky
Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well
We've won it five times
We've won it 5 ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
At Wembley we won it at home
Took 26,000 to Rome
20,000 to Paris when we won it again
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
Steven Gerrard's eyes lit up
As he lifted the European Cup
21 years and now its coming back home
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times

by YNWA May 2, 2006

Steven Gerrard moment

When a person slips at their workplace or whilst performing their job.

The delivery boy slipped on the driveway and dropped all the fruit he was going to deliver, that was his Steven Gerrard moment

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

steven gerrard

To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.

Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.

Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.

by anon5555 October 7, 2009

Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.

"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"

by RJJ July 9, 2006

Steven Gerrard FC

A slang term for Liverpool FC, who's fans treat Steven Gerrard as a god and base the entire club around him. Many believe he is the best player in the world, he has more saying power in Liverpool FC then most Chairmen would have in their own team.

"Liverpool fans are just obsessed with Steven Gerrard"
"That's why it's called Steven Gerrard FC

by -kyle- January 17, 2007