Geilchin Ski

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!

"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"

by Slogina September 14, 2006

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geocaching

Wasting time and energy looking for a worthless container. Wondering around like an idiot in public. Looking like a creepy stalker around businesses. An easy way to get a Darwin Award.

Today, I fell off a bridge while geocaching. I tried to grab a pill bottle just out of reach, fell 100 ft, landed on some hard rocks, and got a compound fracture in my tibia. There was nothing valuable in the pill bottle. It had no map to a treasure chest full of gold coins. It just had a water-soaked rite-in-the-rain log I couldn't even sign. Kind of stupid, huh? I just realized no one gives a crap about my accomplishments; my wife and kids want me to quit because it ruins their vacations. All my friends and family wish I'd stop bragging about the 5/5 cache I found in a wasps' nest 1000 ft up in California Redwood tree.

by Felis_Catus_Lover December 5, 2024

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geltching

To tie heavy and often painful amounts of weights to ones genitals stretching out the genitals to make them longer and more appealing commonly found in men but can appeal to women as well.

Dave prefers geltching over other forms of looksmaxing

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

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