geriatric millennial 

A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.

I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial

geriatric millennial by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017

geriatric organ grinder 

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

geriatric organ grinder by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

geriatric gigalo 

an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.

omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?

geriatric gigalo by thebadnun January 14, 2010

Geriatric Jagaloon 

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

Geriatric Jagaloon by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

geriatric swagger 

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.

Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."

geriatric swagger by josh_mcg November 6, 2008

geriatric drag racing 

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!

I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)

geriatric drag racing by Bagdad February 10, 2015

Geriatric crew 

A set of old people hanging together.

The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.

Geriatric crew by Islandgirl868 July 14, 2018