gretarded

another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up

used with alchohol and/or drugs

" yo were getting gretarded tonight"

by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021

gerhard

Used in South-Africa to describe how someone is a wimp, coward or just a dumb coward.

I can't believe that John is such a gerhard, he cried the whole time during that scary movie.

by BEAReaucrat March 1, 2016

Julia gerhard

A very famous girl who is smart at making honest boys fall in love. After which she removes the boy's heart and then eats it.
The boy usually Feels intolerable pain. The pain usually lasts a few weeks. Sometimes a julia gerhard will repeat the process as many as 5 times a year until the boy finally gets the picture or feels destroyed. Julia gerhards are also known as "man-eaters"
Side affects due to loss of heart include: Hate, Sadness, Depression.

- Dude why have you been sad for so long?
-This girl that i thought was mine pulled a Julia Gerhard on me.
-WOW! really? Thats terrible!

by A man who has been eaten alive March 26, 2009

gretarded

Something that is accidentally homosexual.

Person 1: Can I see your thing?
Person 2: That's gretarded!

by qryschin January 24, 2020

geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004

Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.

Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."

by fjgsteff November 12, 2019