gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

by willybeamer April 27, 2011

gerbiling

gerbilling is the act of gay men shoving gerbils up the ass for enjoyment

the brown gerbil says to the white gerbil are you new in town?

Because the white gerbil hasent been shoved up a guys ass yet

by XL_DEATHSTAR February 2, 2005

gerbling

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.

Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.

by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004

gerbilling

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.

Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Geraldine Ferraro

Former U.S. Representative from New York, and the first female vice-presidential candidate from a major party. The running mate to Walter Mondale in his unsuccessful campaign against Ronald Reagan in 1984.

While the Republicans didn't select a female VP candidate, Sarah Palin, until 2008, Geraldine Ferraro from the Democratic Party was a VP candidate in 1984.

by Bobby Smither March 22, 2009

Germballing

A man will wipe his penis up and down the sides of a public urinal, recieve oral sex from a woman, and kiss her afterward.

I want my girlfriend to germball me, but she's a Christian and I can't see God approving, you know?

by Mr. Chumpy January 21, 2004