Genidious

A word used to describe something that is idiotic, stupid, retarded, awesome and genius at the same time.

Dude that three pound gummy worm is genidious!

Rooftop slip n' slides are really genidious

by GenidiousNinja September 22, 2011

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

genie mac

Exclamation of shock or disbelief

''Genie mac, does it really cost that much for a sandwich''

by Bec123456789 May 24, 2005

magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008

Genicious

adj. When something is both genius and delicious at the same time.

Joey: My, these bananas are delicious AND genius at the same time!
Steven: Duh! That's because they're genicious!

by StevenTheYugo June 29, 2009

screaming genie

after a long night of over drinking, one vomits so hard they shit themselves as well.

the room smelt fouly of puke and shit after jamie had a screaming genie adventure all over the dorm room.

by lauren<3 January 28, 2004

Table Genie

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::

by au4040 December 12, 2006