Gaytriots

the original intended name for the New England Patriots. The owners were enraged that the NFL wouldnt allow Gaytriots and thought that Patriots would be a more American name for the team, but the truth behind thier name still rings out each and every Sunday during the NFL season.....

"New England Gaytriots quarterback Tom Brady doesn't have any chubes."

"Tom Brady is a Pervert 5000."

"Bill Belichick is a slop tart."

by tdub05 November 9, 2009

Gayatriness

A measure of how awesome something is, with 100 percent gayatriness being the most amazingly awesome something can be.

About 75 Gayatriness

by sillyhead5356647 June 9, 2011

gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Gaytistic

where someone may be gay and autistic at the same time

I’m gaytistic

by lucy_ September 27, 2019

Gastric Brood

A fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach.

Person A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.
Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit.

by Heruppe March 1, 2021

Gaytrification

Adjective: The process by which a neighborhood goes from undesirable to cool due to the influx and residence of an increased gay population

This area was horrible until gaytrification, now I can't afford a place here at all.

by hairball29 April 15, 2011

gaystride

To walk like a homosexual. This comes in handy if you are gay and are in need to hook up with another man but do not know if he is a homo. You can always tell by the gaystride

Oh Damn, check out that dudes gaystride.

by TheGoldenAsshole April 19, 2010