gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

Life Gape

When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.

Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.

Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape

by NSAssman December 23, 2018

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.

Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021

gape

The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass. A result of dukeing it.

After I tore her ass up, she had a huge gape.

by C-Dog March 16, 2003

gape fart

The gas which escapes from the gaping recipient's rectum right after the partner pulls out. This action is similar to the queef but in this case it is the asshole which expels the air trapped during the fucking action.

I pounded Mikayla's ass so much that when I put it back in her pussy she gape farted.

What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.

by da guvvamint January 24, 2016

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011