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Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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Geologist

noun
1. Person who is deeply fascinated by (looking at) rocks/minerals/volcanoes.
2. Person who constantly brings a hammer.
Don't mind him, he's a geologist.
by MissLittleSiss October 14, 2017
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geologist hammer

1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.

2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018
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Granologist

What you call an autistic person to make them feel special.
My friend Smitty is a granologist.
by seeero October 27, 2023
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Garbologist

He whom collects garbage in the morning.
The garbologist took my garbage in the morning.
by vroomvromma bsvfihsad February 6, 2013
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Godologist

RELIGIOUS INTELLECTUAL; INTELLECTUAL BELIEVER OF GODOLOGY
Godologist Religion.
by Jamie Platinum August 22, 2011
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geologist

1.that dan is a complete geologist.
2.thats only a placebo, you may as well call the geologists.
by olly barham November 7, 2007
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