Garmonbozia

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.

The Man from Another Place : "Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Man From Another Place April 9, 2009

Gaymood

Hamood but gay.

Fuck Gaymood.

by Hamood fan July 9, 2020

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

Gayzoned

-The act of being friend-zoned because one gives off the "gay" vibe.

-Being friendzoned based off of having the gay vibe.

Austin:I really thought we had a lot of chemistry, but then she gayzoned me.

Roland:I didn't know you were gay?

Austin:Im not... must be my gay vibe.

by mynameisnotaustin02 December 7, 2012

Gaytoned

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.

- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!

by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011

gammon hangers

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.

whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!

by twanthony December 18, 2010

Gammon

British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.

The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it

by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022