grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

gauchenschnoff

german word for beer pong also synomous with partying and having sex with many girls in different places at different times. Also an olympic sport.

Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.

by Bartledog69 May 19, 2011

Gauch out

When one feels like they are going to pass out. This term used a lot in the UK.

The sun and the unseasonably hot weather made Andersen feel faint to the point where she felt like she was about to gauch out at Aziz's barbeque party.

by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019

Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

by Lou February 23, 2005

Gunch

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

by Lou June 23, 2004

gunch

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

by andouilles January 5, 2022

ganche

Northern Irish colloquialusm. Meaning an idiot.

He's a ganche

by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015