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Lets got get some gatti
by Bossman-12 May 16, 2006
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gattaca

A 1997 science fiction movie which was conveniently labeled as portraying a dystopian society by the egalitarian media. Less is farther from the truth as Gattaca is about the joys of genetic engineering and describes a welfaring America filled with intelligent, healthy, and beautiful people who had their genes meddled with.

The story is about Vincent whose parents didn't bother to have his genes improved and consequently pay the price for their stupidity since Vincent is unlikely to live past age 30 due to a bad heart. Though the media portrays the society of this movie as the ultimate evil, Vincent and his bad heart grow up with caring parents, receives good education, gets to build a miniature rocket being totally obsessed with space travel, and generally enjoys all the good things of life in the land of the free.

Upon finishing his education he applies for a job at Gattaca, which is comparable to modern day NASA. As common sense would predict they turn him down since his heart, even in the rare chance it keeps on tumping for another 60 years, is far from strong. Fortunately for Vincent, being an all natural born human, his criminal genes weren't stripped either and he comes up with a cunning plan to cheat his way into a space flight to Titan.

The movie also displays what seems to be homeless people. Not only does this brave new world favor genetic engineering, they reject the socialistic bollocks to give tax money to people who are too lazy to work!

Gattaca is an excellent movie that is worth watching regardless of your personal delusions.
To create an atmosphere of ubiquitous physical perfection, director Andrew Niccol cast fashion models to get the typical Gattaca look and feel.
by Mr. Dum July 24, 2006
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Gattin

The act of drinking stupid amounts of cheap alcohol, usually the god teir Tesco lager cans or (if you are a filthy degenerate) revero 4 Euro wine/Tesco flaggin.If you’re reading this, wanna go gattin?
-bai 1- ‘ here basis anyone coming gattin today?’
-bais- ‘facts brudder, grab the cans’
by Shamberlance June 10, 2018
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Gattitude

The false sense of toughness a person exhibits when carrying a firearm.
"That guy would never mouth off to me without that gun. He's got a serious gattitude problem."
by DennisJD September 3, 2013
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gatta

slang term for marijuana, term was first used in Lowell massachusetts but has spread throughout the world.
yo lets go pick up some gatta
by gatta boy April 20, 2010
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Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice
Lazer Gattling Cannon
by P-wee123 November 10, 2009
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gaytained

Something above and beyond maintained. Refering to a friend of mine selling his car. He had all of the records, sales reciept, everything was original. He and his partner had the car for 24 years. They never ate in the car. The car was better than perfect.
This house is beautiful, it's been gaytained.
by veedubchick June 28, 2009
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