Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
by Bogus24 November 15, 2017
Get the GASPmug. by Allie-nick December 18, 2008
Get the Le Gasp!mug. 1. Popular internet expression used for feigning shock.
2. Internet expression for expressing shock while trying to be more French.
3. On some internet forums, a random two words to bring up your post count.
2. Internet expression for expressing shock while trying to be more French.
3. On some internet forums, a random two words to bring up your post count.
3) Le gasp!
1) "Omg,lyk teh noob gawt pwned" "Le gasp."
2) Did you know the new HP book is out? Le gasp!
1) "Omg,lyk teh noob gawt pwned" "Le gasp."
2) Did you know the new HP book is out? Le gasp!
by Cyris Mustang October 16, 2005
Get the le gaspmug. The sound made after realizing you just royally screwed something up. An "awww shit" vocalization with out using any real words. An exasperated inhale followed by moan/growl exhale.
by Pletchdog March 1, 2013
Get the grumble-gaspmug. Man, I was passing through Chicago the other day and as soon as entered the city limits I felt a surge of uberness. It must've been The GASP Experience that everyone is talking about.
by Greatness101 December 23, 2009
Get the The GASP Experiencemug. Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels
OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"
PJM - "unfortunately yes"
OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"
PJM - "unfortunately yes"
by millarhews March 14, 2020
Get the a wheeze and a gaspmug. When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
Get the anal gaspmug.