The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
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1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
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2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
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Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
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