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Instant Grassification

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017
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textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.
"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009
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Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER
omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!
by claire October 21, 2004
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Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.
Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.
by Jacqski August 12, 2012
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Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.
Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016
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gavification

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.
Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.
by Smemma January 19, 2011
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getification

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.
I improved my getification of sexual favors today.
by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007
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