garauntee

An unconditional commitment that something will not happen or that something is false; scam method.

"There is garauntee that they are not lying" (They are lying)

by Princeton English Professor September 24, 2009

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

gruntled

A state of bliss brought on by total acceptance or self and others usually, but not always, accompanied by a low pitched gutteral sound closely resembling an oink.

This is some great slop. You look really good in that mud! I am totally gruntled "Oink"!

by Shanny January 21, 2004

Gruntled

A state of animal like contentment
Oposite of Disgrunteld
See chris bence

by Grob April 9, 2003

grunteep

Perennially neurotic, charming, funny usually female. Eclectic taste in music, good to have as a friend. Allergic to traditional female clothing, and prone to verbal hyperbole while exercising.

Quit grunteeping, just quietly finish your bench press.

Stay away man, Kathy is in grunteep mode.

by s J June 24, 2005