Carroting

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020

Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

by tjm420 November 7, 2014

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013

sheep parroting

When a person repeats something they are told first hand, read or listened to on some form of media. That person acts like it is true without the information ever being proven, just repeated over and over again. Even if it kills others and possibly themselves. They may think that they made up the information. The information is beyond questioning or any discussion, because it is true without any proof, other than it was told to them before.
Like sheep, as those around them are killed, they pay no attention and continue to go with the program - without thought or understanding, merely repeat the words or imitate the actions of another fool.

That guy's sheep parroting, he just told me. " You are not patriotic (if you do not completely agree with his thoughts and actions.")

Another example of Sheep Parroting: "You do not love America" ( if you do not repeat what ever I said one must think to be American).

Vote republican because it's good for business. That's the oldest sheep Parroting line in the book.

Unions are bad, for example: teachers have special interests and shouldn't be able to lobby like corporations.
Only a Sheep Parroting fool would think that education is not necessary and corporations need a break.

by tired of sheep parroting March 22, 2011