Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

Garbgle

(Hybrid of gargle and garble.)
verb: To speak with one's mouth full.

Dude. Don't garbgle. I can't understand you. And it's disgusting.

by Rone4 December 20, 2019

grunglefuck

When a gaggle of geese fuck

Look at that grunglefuck over there

by Grungleflump March 5, 2022

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

gurbunkle

The undesirable, awkward quasi-silence between two people in a car, elevator, or other isolated space caused when neither person knows what to say.

Dude, I was just in the elevator with Jill, and it was filled with gurbunkle. It sucked.

by Dreamboat October 25, 2007

Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014