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Garbage Can Trashed 

To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.

Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.

Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.

She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.

garbage can party 

the act of masturbation upon one's tippy toes in close proximity or directly above a garbage receptical ie trash can or garbage bag with intent to ejaculate into the said receotical
cory had a garbage can party when no one was home.

garbage can pants 

Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.
Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"

CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."

garbage can lid 

A God Of Porn. Over 100 Gigs Of It. Always willing to share. Premium Member at eBaums World Forums.
Member: "Damn GCL, thats a ton of pr0n!"
GCL: "Yeah, you have anything specific you want"
Member: "Can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?"
GCL: "Searching ;)"

Garbage Can Lid 

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

Garbage Can Lid 

A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
Oh God, Garbage Can Lid is so-oo-oo-oo hot! He's the best there is.
Garbage Can Lid by G.C.L. April 30, 2005