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Gaper

a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out
Nate Gave Cori The Gaper Last Night?
by Lord-Gore March 7, 2010
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gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"
She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.
Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)
by Seatthell January 31, 2007
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gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.
I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.
by smartypants October 7, 2004
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gaper

tourist; referring to the gap in between goggles and hat most frequently seen on Southern Californians and people from Jersey who recreate in the mountains; usually accompanied by a Starter jacket
"Hey gaper, get in your Hummer and drive your ass back to Bayonne!"
by re-donkulous October 11, 2006
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gaper

A skier or snowboarder who is not accustomed to the local scene - usually a tourist. They walk around with their mouths all agape, oogling and awe-ing the awesomeness that is "mountain life". They try to ski or ride and can most often be found flailing in beginner areas, going too fast in beginner areas, standing around in the way of everyone else, or trying to really be cool. They are usually most easily recognized by thier blue jeans and ski jackets wide open and usually carry their skiis across their shoulder strait out, parallel to the ground, instead of up and down. They have also been known to do "the helicopter" - making abrupt u-turns while carrying skis as described above. This move usually causes chaos and head injuries to other people in near vacinty.
Dude 1: What happened to your head?

Dude 2: Some stupid Gaper helicoptered his skiis right into my skull when he couldn't figure out how to put a lift ticket on his blue jeans
by exTex March 31, 2010
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gaper

All the stupid tourists that come up to Lake Tahoe and disrupt the locals
I hate all these gapers!!!!!
by Low Life Local January 1, 2010
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