ganked up

Something that is extremely messed up.

His teeth are so ganked up.

by geogirl September 26, 2008

ganklebanker

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.

I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.

by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

gangle smack

1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.

2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.

3. Also used as an insult.

1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.

2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.

3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.

by B-rent April 7, 2004

Gangled

Extremely drunk.

He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag.

by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010

Ganglebean

A ganglebean is another term to express your genital area

When John and Marco walk to school they pretend to insert the ganglebean into the person in fronts behind.

by JWTH May 31, 2018

glankle

Usually used to describe delicate ankles

Ow my glankles

by Dr Fred the llama February 1, 2019