Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass

Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.

by Chicoguy December 5, 2012

Gandalfgasm

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.

I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...

by square wheel June 28, 2007

Gandalfing

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.

When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.

by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016

Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010

Pull a Gandalf

To come back to life after thought dead.

1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf

by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Pulled-a-Gandalf

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"

"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

by Atjetechnokatje May 28, 2009