ganderize

to look at, to examine, to take a gander

OK class, ganderize your homework.

by brdcrap February 18, 2008

Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.

I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.

by pu re tun February 8, 2010

Gandrophilia

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.

It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.

by goosefacts July 13, 2010

Gondorf

Name for a very dark skin person that happens to be bad at all sports except for football.

Dang you see that gondorf right there bro.

Yup I’m a gondorf.

by Gondorf May 31, 2019

James Gandolfini

Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.

Where will Gandolfini go when "The Sopranos" is over with? Maybe he'll consider leading role.

by Kyle February 23, 2005

Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.

"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."

by Captain Damage December 17, 2008

Gondor

A kingdom of Middle Earth in the parallel dimension and world to ours. Known for its castle with a pointy cliff tower thing which looks like a mashed in adams apple, it peers in sight to Mordor. Giving the history between the two kingdoms alot of people who lived on the border close to Mordor would have to sacrifice a greased up tea cup pig, a 3 legged goat, and stomp a smurf in order to get Gondor to protect them. Once Gondor received these gifts they would send 1 Calvary company. If 2 smurfs were stomped then they would send the entire Calvary Division. No one understands the hatred Gondor had of smurfs but it was there nonetheless.

While the Elves sodomized the Dwarves, Gondor did the same to the Hobbits. They used Hobbits for underground sex slave trades. They also forced Hobbits and Dwarves to mate to produce an unholy offspring called Dwarbbits to use as a work force. Dwarbbits couldn't speak so it was Gondor's loop hole around labor laws of that time.

All of Middle Earth had a grudge on Gondor though because they were the reason for Mordor coming back to power in the first place. Kings of Gondor were known for giving in to peer pressure. Also, the Kings had a fettish with shiny objects and didn't like to lose jewelry which is how Middle Earth got so F'd up to begin with.

The Kingdom of Gondor made money off the sex slave trade.

by The Informant99 January 7, 2012