•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?
•Callum: how'd your date go?
Oly: she was average gammon at best.
Callum: and did she get out her salmon?
Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
•Callum: how'd your date go?
Oly: she was average gammon at best.
Callum: and did she get out her salmon?
Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
by McCooks June 13, 2014
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Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.
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Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.
This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.
This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.
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Get the gamongamous mug.Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.
by Explain to educate June 10, 2018
Get the Gammonite mug.When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
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