greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Gmale

A Gmale doesn't identify as male or female but as a popular email service.

Marty changed his name to HTTP://Marty.com because he's a Gmale.

by I forgot what I wanted to say June 21, 2016

Nidula Gamage

single pringle ready to mingle

gee gedye your such a Nidula Gamage

by RozzaPlayz November 7, 2018

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Den gode gamle

"Den gode gamle" is a danish phrase referring to act of tricking one (or more) gullible fool(s).

The phrase's origin is that of Emil and Mustafa utterly humiliating their opponents (mostly Morten), in a game of table football, by letting their opponent think they've got a shot at winning. But ultimately the opponents (usually unaware of "Den gode gamle") end up loosing 7-8, always just a wee bit off that sweet sweet victory.

"Morten was completely made a fool of! He had no Idea that Emil and Mustafa was pulling a ´Den gode gamle´. Hilarious!"

by TheReakReakWikipedia December 19, 2021

gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020