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A Galumpkin is a sexual act, where a male (sometimes mentioned as the "galumper") lathers his testicles in peanut butter and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as a gooch) . He then jumps repeatedly, to make the testicles clap and mix the ingredients. From here another, typically man, will eat it as if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"I heard that John was giving out Galumpkins, I had no clue he was a Galumper"
"I saw two guys Galumping"
by FreakyFellow142 July 23, 2024
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Galumpkin

A Galumpkin is when a male lathers his testicles with peanut butter, and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as "gooch"). He then begins the act of jumping repeatedly, which claps them together and mixes the ingredients. The man who performs this act, typically referred to as the Galumper, will then have a partner (typically another male) eat it all like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"I just got a Galumpkin yesterday, it tasted so good!"

"Hey I heard that he is a Galumper.."
by FreakyFellow142 July 25, 2024
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Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk
“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”
by Arytewcool January 28, 2024
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Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.
My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.
Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.
by profeser.munt March 28, 2024
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Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
by diaperman March 29, 2024
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Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy
by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024
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