galoot

someone who profers to use old hand tools instead of modern power tools

the galoot really liked to use his hand planer

by crazyshiot June 7, 2009

galoot

idiot that has no idea what he's doing, and someone who changes themselves (physically, sometimes mentally) during a relationship

He used to be all preppy and now that he's going out with her, he's become a galoot.

by someone March 18, 2004

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th by eating an entire gallon of ice cream.

Allison: "Happy Gallontine's Day Nicole! Would you like to come over and celebrate by eating an entire gallon of ice cream?"
Nicole: "Do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?"
Allison: "Don't be silly! We EACH get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course."
Nicole: "Sounds great! I'll be sure to wear sweat pants!"

by dallisor February 5, 2014

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 13th by drinking a gallon of beer.

Chad: Bro, are you celebrating Gallontine's Day this year?
Jason: Yeah brah, got my PBR.

by ChickenFlucker February 13, 2017

gallontry

Bravery and heroism in producing and/or delivering da jugs of moonshine as promised, despite all of da pesky "revenuers" snooping around.

Illegal-whiskey dealers were known for their extreme gallontry in getting said white lightnin' to da dinner-tables of all their Prohibition-scoffer customers.

by QuacksO February 23, 2023

galloptic

A penis of massive proportions.

Nancy, ‘I’m so sore, I can barely walk.’

Judy, ‘why, what happened?’

Nancy, ‘Doug gave me every inch of his galloptic cock this morning.’

by Josho July 16, 2023

galloon

act of skinny dipping in a lagoon

on new years eve my in laws and i decided to galloon in the lagoon 🚻

by Kªrªb0 January 1, 2026