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getting rose-gardened

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.
He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.
by daisydoesit July 20, 2010
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Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck
by Genitalien August 1, 2020
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Garden Isles

A small waterfront neighborhood located in Pompano Beach, Fl. It is inhabited by GI members, who often enjoy gettin them "thursday seshes". Kids here like to refer to themselves as the GIP, or Garden Isles Posse. They enjoy gettin lifted and fucking shit up around the hood. Looking forward to "Tiki Seshes", inhabitants usually cop large amounts of ganja and other mind altering drugs.

GI usually has the dankest crip in town...

GI has and always will be better than LP.
John-"Them Garden Isles boys be gettin zo0oted"

Bill- "YALREADY KNOW"
by giniggas May 8, 2011
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Gayden

A gayden is the gender inverse equivalent to a transbian. It refers to androphilic trans men who only have an interest in dating other gay men. It is a play on the name "ayden," which trans men stereotypically name themselves post-transition.

Gaydens were typically either fruit flies or fujoshis prior to transition and have always had a strong affinity for gay men.
Guy#1: Don't call him by his dead name anymore, he's a gayden now. He transitioned and only dates men.

Guy#2: Doesn't surprise me. I always suspected he might be trans.
by Teegarden Roses June 30, 2023
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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.
After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010
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garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”
by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019
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