A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.
I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.
by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
by stolo2 March 5, 2011

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

Jock:Uh......
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
by Mr.Sacman May 19, 2009

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
by dacousin January 5, 2011

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag
Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall
by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018
