gorth

Noun

Definition: your mom

Used when you want to say your mom

Bob: Who?
Joe: Gorth.

by Oh26636262772 April 5, 2022

Gogurting

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.

I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

Gort

Gort is a capybara that has several convicted murders and rape charges.

Gort is a goat.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

out of your gourd

Out of your mind, or head. Feeling crazy in the moment. Crazy enough to do something that you would not usually do, or perhaps it can be described for someone who always lives a little bit out of their gourd.

Someone might call out to another alarmingly, "Are you out of your gourd???" if they are planning to do anything extremely out of ordinary, or if they already catch them in the act.

by Tea Jade September 23, 2008

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

gourmet

the single most abused term in the world of food and cooking

"Many foods and food products labeled as 'gourmet' are actually worthless chemical-laden garbage, and it is utterly misleading to label it with that word, which in all honesty has become meaningless."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008

gortwist

A big old boomer, often in the shape of a bowling ball. Shaped so round, they pick up speed rolling uphill.

"I saw a gortwist the other day in the park, it almost plowed through me. I ALMOST DIED!"

by Boverjohn September 8, 2019