gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

Gonk Droid

The god of Lego Star Wars

While he may seem useless, Gonk Droid is actually quite popular among LSWTCS memers.

by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020

gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.

"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"

by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009

gokkum

Sexual act in which a woman (or man) drinks the semen of a large group of men, all at once. Gokkum is often performed by having 30-100 men ejaculate in a container, following which the woman drinks the entire amount of liquid without pausing. Differs from "bukkake" in that the semen is swallowed rather than ejaculated on the woman's face/body. In gokkum, the woman remains relatively clean and dry.

We're going to have like 70 guys at this thing, because this freak wants to do gokkum. Yeah, she's a total cumslut and wants to drink a pint!

by Mr Marcus January 3, 2009

gokken

An incorrect spelling of the Japanese word "gokkun".

'Gokken? Oh, you mean "gokkun"...'

by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003