gollum

Noun.

1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol.

2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman.

3. v. To desire something intensly.

Alice is a nice girl and all but shes a bit of a gollum
I'd gollum a pizza right now.

by matthew szwec December 4, 2007

Gollum

Verb - to jealously protect anything of seemingly insignificant worth

John sure is golluming that code, he won’t let anyone else work on it.

by atarimae April 22, 2016

Gollum

Don't think of it as a Lord of the rings character from the movie or books. Video game pedophila was nothing when it doesn't have a name. Until this year of 2023, Lord of the Rings: Gollum, developed by
Daedalic Entertainment. It was so fucking bad, Video pedophila loved every aspect of it, it finally found it's true purpose... to find it's name through a bad Lord of the rings game.

Player: wow this gollum game sucks balls! Fuck!!!! I think Video game pedophila has a name now, motherfucker! It's name is Gollum! Motherfucking Gollum! Fuck you

Daedalic Entertainment!

by RavenTrooper August 8, 2023

gollum

handsome and wonderful character of lord of the rings, he's got a capital importance in the movie. I just love him, he is the true hero of the film and he deserves better than pity!

Gollum, stop bitting my finger! (frodo)

by smeagol January 31, 2004

gollum

A guy who lives with his mom, has no job, no car, no life, and no prospects, yet still thinks he's better than you.
Obssessed with hanging around you and constantly trying to impress you with things you know he hasn't done.

"Did you hear that Bob was talking about how he was gonna go to New York this weekend?"
"Yeah, right. The guy can't even afford a bus ticket. He's such a gollum, he's probably gonna ask me for a ride."

by daboz April 28, 2003

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

gollum

Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)

Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him!
Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.

by E change October 5, 2003