Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.
by magnanimus October 11, 2011
To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"
by neodon0318 March 19, 2018
When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.
by friedicecream13 January 08, 2010
Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.
by martimer/marv May 25, 2005
Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.
by ThePrecious January 25, 2010
"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."
by skivemonkey January 17, 2014
by Gollumqueen2023 July 05, 2023