The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.

Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.

by tornadopoop August 17, 2010

godley

To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.

I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.

by Viejo August 8, 2007

Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.

“Godley, Texas is so terrible”

by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018

Goldney’d

Getting one upped professionally.

I let my client get outbid on that house in South Nanaimo. I got Goldney’d!

by Zylos April 6, 2021

godnyiirndays

Dr. Jordan B Peterson's famous contraction for "god your days," renowned for being the first coherent word spoken by Peterson.
Can also be interpreted as an indefinite amount of time, counted in days.

"Absolutely everything you do @cnn is pathetic virtue signaling. Thank godnyiirndays are nimbered."

by yarknark March 13, 2023

godness

When a girl is very beautiful,or a dime piece.That means perfect ass,titties,face,hair,everything.

"Man that girl is godness!I'll fuck tha shit outta her!"

by Lil Mane July 13, 2006

godbey

It means most valuable

Have you seen Richard he is soooooo godbey

by Catloverslimshady666 April 15, 2017