get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.

"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders

by Amoxcillin 750mg February 14, 2007

get bent

Origin: To go on a bender, a drinking binge, and reach the state of being in an alcoholic stupor: i.e. to get fucked up.

Commonly used as a perjorative invective: same intent as "piss off" or "fuck off"

Why don't you get bent.

by Surete May 8, 2009

Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.

During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.

by mgdu August 8, 2021

get bent

get very very fucked up. on drugs or either alcohol.

"aye yo man lets go get bent at the strip club"

by vtex June 15, 2008

get bent

to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.

Last week Stone went to the bayou classic and got bent. We had to carry him to his room. Go GSU!

by x factor February 22, 2005

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

Get Bent

Without being too explicit, it implies a request for someone to bend at the waist, to either expose their bottom for kicking or other nefarious purposes, or, as I usually mean it, for someone to bend at the waist and please themselves in a physical manner as to relax and in turn, “go **** themselves.”

"Get bent, you piece of shit!"

by Koolbear April 16, 2016