Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

Gerber-free

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

Gerber Baby

An insult used at your local high school to make fun of a fat kid. Used to describe how someone has large fat cheeks cuz they stuff food in the mouth all the time.

Man John is such a god damn Gerber baby

by john_farley34 April 23, 2015

Gerbers

Slang for the mammary glands of the adult human female derived from the popular brand name baby food. Not size specific, but tends to denote a certain level of aesthetically pleasing quality.

Good lord, Janine's got some epic gerbers!

by cdsnutz75 February 22, 2010

Gerber

Something so simple that it's for babies, just like Gerber baby food.

That test was freakin' Gerber!

by stop it loser March 24, 2011