Gaffer

n. (noun) A person who has an eccentric personality followed by various traits that similarly define them as an uncommon person, often considered hyper or energetic. Symptoms that often display a sign of being a gaffer include:

- constant dancing in public with/without music
- mumbling of obscure words that don't follow any particular language; spurting random noises
- acquires unique habits that many are attentive of (ex. sniffing food before eating it)
- sudden energetic impulses that may include shouting or jumping on random occasions

"Gaffer" can be translated also as gaffer syndrome, which may occur when a local person who acts like a gaffer spreads the "disease" to another person via spending time with them. It is highly contagious, and no known cure is found for it. Once infected, that victim is essentially a gaffer for the remainder of their life.
"Oh man, did you see that chick fall up the steps?!"
"Yeah bro, she is such a gaffer."

"Whoa whoa whoa - you did WHAT with him?"
"I made him a chocolate cake - all gaffers love chocolate cake."

-mumble mumble-
"...did you say something gaffer?"
by Encyclopedia Gaffer February 09, 2012
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A tobacco cigarette, most notably one of the roll up variety.

Sometimes abbreviated "gaff".
Lash me a rizla, I fancy a gaffer.
by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010
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A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one
I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer
by Hayton April 21, 2005
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Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.
Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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A Gurl that suckz cock 4 money
Tonya Fisher and stacey furlong
by shawty March 25, 2005
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A man who enjoys the company of their hand, often masturbating due to their excessive loneliness.
Well that is a true gaffer for you.
by AlexTee December 07, 2010
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Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.
"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"
by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005
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