fomp

fuck off my phone

"texting bae" me : you gay ass bitch

my man : fomp with that shit bru

by alexisruth November 20, 2022

Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fomplicated

Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.

Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009

Flompy

Average state of being of a fennec

This fennec is flompy

by FaxDestroyer October 18, 2021

Fromper

A farm romper. IE overall shorts. But they're different.

Man, look at Anthony. He is really pulling off that Fromper.

by frestón August 19, 2020

The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

Fromper

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites the bubbles.

David is a fromper. He loves the taste of those butt-bubbles.

by Zach K. July 16, 2008